Pretty appropriate for this post.  I was speaking to one of my good guy friends who proceeded to tell me that things are just not working out with this girl that he is dating.  I immediately thought it was because of her annoying way of quoting lame 90's movies and Ugly Betty episodes NONSTOP, which from what he says, he has learned to block out (due partially to her killer rack, he says).  Apparently there are problems that surpass his liking for a good rack.  By problems he includes the fact that when she's "in the zone" she can use his member as if it was a very stubborn slot machine handle and that he feels "that she's just not giving her all when she's going down on me and that frankly is insulting, seeing that I feel that I give more than 150% in that area".  He says that as much as he likes her, "activities" they have become painful for him and he fears that saying something she will forego the activities all together and make her feel self-conscious.  He then proceeded to go on and tell me that if he cannot find a way of approaching her about it, he will be ready to forgo the rack and start fresh.  Was he really ready to release the model based on her "F" grade on the brain?  He said that he stuck around with her for her trial period but he feels that its more uncomfortable for him to bring it up, then to pass on her and find someone else, he said that it wasn’t just the brain but that their sexual relationship has been on the outs for a while but that he gave her the benefit of the doubt since she was so hot. 

                                                                  

Now, I know this guy may seem shallow (almost spelled swallow there) but I do think that he may be headed for a bigger issues if he doesnt say anything. If he is that uncomfortable talking about it (which makes him a douche) then he should break up with the girl and not have her waste her time with him.  I mean if there are issues you cant talk about with your partner doesn’t that mean that the relationship is not on the up and up? He proceeded to say that us girls, always put out our "best plays in the beginning of the relationship and that once you guys nab us, all the fun stuff is out the window".  I proceeded to tell him that it is an unjust generalization of girls and that I always manage to keep my game on the up and up because you have to keep it crisp and the boys smiling.  He just couldn’t comprehend why was she so bad at something that he was so good at.  I told him that how is she supposed to know that he isn’t enjoying it, if he doesn’t tell her or give certain tell signs that he isn’t digging it.  He said that she should that what she was doing was wrong and unacceptable and I reiterated to him well if no one has ever told her that it was wrong how was she supposed to know that it was right?  He asked if I had ever had that issue, and for those that know me, who should know…I have not.  I told him I'm all about communication, I want to know what you like and vice versa and that I would feel awful if I knew you were not enjoying something that I was doing, I mean they don't call it a job for nothing but still you must have pride in your job.  He had it from a greater authority just how I feel/my history about that (he's good friends with an ex) so then he proceeds to tell me that I need to schedule a lunch with his girl and pass on some pointers (and he said this with a straight face).  Five minutes ago she called me to have lunch…what to do, what to do, do I spread the knowledge and touch another life?  Kind of like the green mile in the sexual education sense.  

                                                         
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