So there are a few guilty pleasures I have and on TV there are even fewer.  One that i've been indulging in way too much lately has been the Big Brother show.  Fueling my guilty pleasure Showtime now has what they call "Big Brother After Dark", which I guess is Showtimes answer to Skinimax, where they show where the network cameras left off.  This season its all about couples.  The producers matched the contestants with people that they would be most likely to be "soul mates" (Ha).  Anyways, not even a week in the house, couples were already f'ing in the bathrooms and sucking the soul mates out of each other.  Below you will see Matt and under the covers is Nat.  The first video is Nat going down on Matt and included free of charge, is slurps and other noises that are usually ridden with a soundtrack playing in the background, while the hair is tousled, and where the tests of being "multi-task oriented" really counts and ummm never mind.  Anyways you must check it out.  Seriously, if they have seen the show before why would she even bother going under the covers?  You know there a crazy number of cameras all around the bedroom.  They had to know that it was going to be captured.  Was it performance anxiety?  Did she not want her secrets to brain get out?  I mean come on, if you’re going to whore out on national television, then give your audience what they want.  Cheap thrills.  I guess it's not whoring if you do it for free.

Then after all was said and swallowed, the second video shows Matt making Nat pinky swear that she won’t tell anyone.  Last time I thought soul mates didn't need to pinky swear.  How embarrassing, to have just given a guy some head on NATIONAL TV, then him asking you to not tell anyone.  Homegirl just got played.  Then after turning to his side (I’m sure there was no kissing on the mouth after it was done) he looks right into the camera and gives his best "I'm the man", smile right into the camera.  I can't condemn this guy.  If some girl is going to let herself perform on you in front of the cameras and the entire USA, well then why not cap it off with a devilish grin to the camera.

And this is the only beginning of the season!!  I can't wait to see what else they're going to do!