23 positions in a one-night stand...
For those conservatives, the title is a line from one of Prince's best songs Get Off:
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
I'm just in one of those moods. I love it! It's raunchy, dirty and sure to get the party started and a define song in my "If I Was a Stripper", playlist. Only Prince can do what he does and make it sexy and innovative, there will never be another Prince and most of his music is lets get down and dirty type of music.
And since I’m in one of those moods, I figured why not follow with a Future Baby Daddy Alert. The guy in the T-Mobile commercial. The setup is the cutie guy, Charlie, is leaving a message to a girl after a date from the previous night but realizes how awkward his messages sound, and cancels them so he can try again. And again. And again. This is me! Ha. I can't even tell you guys how many times this has been me. Every time I see this commercial it makes me laugh sooo hard. The guy in the commercial (email me please) just seems so likeable and of course his funny nature, is a get for me. I don't know which one is funnier, part one or part two. T-Mobile is always so on point with their commercials (i.e. the secret lovers ringtone commercials) but I think this one is king. The guy's persona seems so relatable and he's such a cutie.
Here's one of the messages:
Charlie (on the phone): Hey Heather, it's Charlie. I must have missed you. Not that I miss you. I wouldn't say I miss you, 'cause that would be weird this early in the relationship. Not... this isn't a relationship. I know that.
Automated response: To re-record your message, press 3.
And now a little something for the fellas (the straight ones anyway). Heidi Klum is a gorgeous being. She has something like 4 kids and her body, well you can still bounce a dime off her booty and from seeing her in person (a while ago) she is not an airbrushed creation. Seal is a lucky guy and these pictures you can definitely picture more than 23 positions with her. Total hotness.
Later: The gadget that according to one of my guy friends "The best present ever given to me".
Now move your big ass 'round this way
So I can work on that zipper, baby
Tonight your a star
And I'm the big dipper
I'm just in one of those moods. I love it! It's raunchy, dirty and sure to get the party started and a define song in my "If I Was a Stripper", playlist. Only Prince can do what he does and make it sexy and innovative, there will never be another Prince and most of his music is lets get down and dirty type of music.
And since I’m in one of those moods, I figured why not follow with a Future Baby Daddy Alert. The guy in the T-Mobile commercial. The setup is the cutie guy, Charlie, is leaving a message to a girl after a date from the previous night but realizes how awkward his messages sound, and cancels them so he can try again. And again. And again. This is me! Ha. I can't even tell you guys how many times this has been me. Every time I see this commercial it makes me laugh sooo hard. The guy in the commercial (email me please) just seems so likeable and of course his funny nature, is a get for me. I don't know which one is funnier, part one or part two. T-Mobile is always so on point with their commercials (i.e. the secret lovers ringtone commercials) but I think this one is king. The guy's persona seems so relatable and he's such a cutie.
Here's one of the messages:
Charlie (on the phone): Hey Heather, it's Charlie. I must have missed you. Not that I miss you. I wouldn't say I miss you, 'cause that would be weird this early in the relationship. Not... this isn't a relationship. I know that.
Automated response: To re-record your message, press 3.
And now a little something for the fellas (the straight ones anyway). Heidi Klum is a gorgeous being. She has something like 4 kids and her body, well you can still bounce a dime off her booty and from seeing her in person (a while ago) she is not an airbrushed creation. Seal is a lucky guy and these pictures you can definitely picture more than 23 positions with her. Total hotness.
Later: The gadget that according to one of my guy friends "The best present ever given to me".
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