My friend, I don’t want to say he’s a tech-nerd because that doesn’t do his face justice, but he always has the most up to date technological advances/devices.  As an example, in his apartment he has this poker room (in place of his dining room), where every week a group of 10 buddies go and lose their money and he has this side room which has a bar and it has 4 monitors where you can see the players and even their hands.  This is strictly for entertainment purposes and for the girls that come in and play to feel like they’re a part of it, without getting in the way.  His apartment is like the haute couture of technological devices.  So when he told me of his most recent acquisition I was a taken aback at the elementary nature of its technological advancement but after a bit of reflection, I could see why he was smiling like a kid at Christmas.  He then proceeds to tell me that he went to go visit his friend in Miami who started this company called “Fyre TV” and proceeded to give him the best gift ever.  He said he almost shed a tear when the true powers of Fyre TV were revealed. 


Him:  My dream has come true!

Me:   You have finally achieved total world domination or just managed to restrict it to Manhattan proper?

Him:  I thought my life was complete once I was able to watch football in HD then my boy just brought a tear to my eye with what he got me.  

Me:   Wow, were you finally able to get your Calico Vision back (this boy collects vintage video game memorabilia and is looking for a boxed Calico Vision).

Him:   I can now watch over 20,000 selections of porn on the 60 inch in HD!  

Me:    All you need now is a robot to bring you food/drinks since you will never leave your living room.  

Him:   I’m already working on that.



Ha.    Well let me tell you about this guys new gadget.  The company is called Fyre TV and they created this box a whole lot easier to access “adult videos”, in high-definition, no less and it gives you instant access DVD-quality content.  It connects to your TV and anything that the adult industry produces will be available.  It’s a subscription based service that’s going to start at $9.99 a month and there is no price for the box.  It takes the search ability of the internet and the delivery of the internet and puts it on your TV in its full HD glory (it already has over 20,000 available titles).  It doesn’t download anything to your TV.  It uses streaming technology across a broadband connection for immediate access to the movie of your choice.  All you have to do is plug it into an Ethernet port in a broadband connection then into the TV, and voila you spanked and ready to go. 
The cost isn’t that extravagant and when you figure the additional price you pay for certain packages (i.e. NFL Network and Fox Sports) $9.99 a month for the comfort of seeing a glory hole in all its glory or whatever your fancy isn’t that bad. 

Sorry fellas and ladies (word) this won’t be on the market till April but start making a wish list that you can next put on your Fyre TV playlist.

Later:  Why Memphis deserves to be number one!