Before I'm off to drink mimosas and putting together the events of last night, I wanted to leave you guys with my links of afternoon delight.  I'm pretty upset about the Memphis game.  Seriously, where were the free throws?! It was a free throw game and they didn't show up.  I'm feeling a bit superstitious about putting my sports love out there because of the last 3 posts i've done on my teams...they've all lost. 

I'm leaving you guys with Kim KardASSHian, who does have that porn face but nonetheless shes sexy and her fashion game is more than not on point.  Although it is highly reported that she may have had ass implants, its not keeping Reggie Bush off it.  Come on now Reggie!  I thought you heard, you can't turn a ho into a housewife. 


Come back later for a mini-Oscars post and by the way a big THANKS to all the new readers and you know you guys can always subscribe

*     Bruce Pearl molests Erin Andrews (must go-to sports blog by the way).

*     Really?  Ralph Nader is back in the game.  Must have been the power of poor decisions of wake and bake.

*     Bush to Osama- “Let’s not leave a shred of evidence”.  My apologies for the Sunday afternoon pun.

*     Scouting combine results

*     The greatest present in the world to me!  Who’s got 30 million bucks just lying around?

*     Hilarious!! Can you believe a girlfriend actually wants to do stuff??  Sounds like they need a little more time not walking their neighbor’s dog, if you know what I mean.

*     A treat for The Simpson’s fans.

*     One of The Golden Girls makes a comeback as a drug mule?  And no it wasn’t Blanche.

*     I believe the cashier was talking to me when she took her time out to break out the scratch and sniff markers and make this sign.