The next step for Osi Umenyiora after winning the Super Bowl was getting that supermodel jumpoff girlfriend.  Enter Selita Ebanks.  The two met at a Knicks game and it was true love/lust from there.  While I consider Osi a step-up from her previous jumpoff paramour, Nick Cannon, I just saw this as like a set up of sorts.  Did she really think that they would replace Tom & Giselle?  I love this photo up too.  It looks totally staged…by Selita.  I don’t think Osi would endorse this type of behavior. 

Now hopefully he is not endorsing this behavior either.   Now ladies and gentlemen has it come to this!  Really?  Have these ho’s (because that’s what they are) gotten so mad that their bill paying days come to end with these athletes, that they feel the need to go to Blogger to put their former paychecks business on blast.  What happened to the days where these former stripper/current strippers type would just keep their business under wraps?  Where have the days of keeping it all on the down-low go? 

While something tells me this is a load of crap (pardon the pun) I’m surprised this tramp can even write in complete sentences.  Does she think she’s going to be the Karinne Stefans of the sports world?  She needs to go back to dancing to 2 Live Crew on the pole and make money the hard way, by grinding on total strangers and table dances and stop turning tricks with athletes.  Now athletes will always go for the salacious type on the side and even Osi has been known to date a porn star or 2 and a litany of strippers, so athletes just need to start being careful and making sure those girls don’t have the accessibility to a computer.  Let’s keep it clean gentlemen, let’s keep it clean.