My friend TiTi, who I told if you say it really fast sounds like tity (which is so in character for this girl because she has a pretty decent pair) totally came through when I was looking for a little creative name for the morning links.  Since I had the “afternoon delight” name down, she quickly came up with “Morning Quickies”.  Something that I’m sure her and her “Candyman” of a man indulge in everyday (wink).  The shirt is from the fabulous boys at Rogue Status.  My boy’s favorite t-shirt and hoodie line.  Please find me the boy that is wearing this Eazy E verse on a t-shirt so I can yank it from him.  Here are the quicky links of the morning.

*     Must watch for tonight at 8pm is Storytellers on Vh1.  Filmed at Hammerstein Ballroom a few weeks ago, Mary brings salvation to her audience and gives a spine chilling performance of “No More Drama”.  Tonight night at 8pm (EST).

*     First we find out that Flav of Love is already fixed this season and now Iron Chef too!!  What’s next , Kit in Knight Rider is voiced my Val Kilmer?  Oops.

*     When an alligator says “Gimme some head”, this is exactly what he means (while Too $hort’s “BJ Betty”, plays in the background).

*     I have little knowledge on the whole killing of the HD-DVD situation, although I do know that this is what may have had something to do with it.

*     For those guys who say that the G-spot doesn’t exist, well guys it does and now we have the ultrasound to prove it and to nail its location.  So get to work.