So this was just too good of an item to let pass.  Let me give you a bit of background.  I went to college in Tampa and worked in sports and I was quite familiar with a nearby establishment and what is probably one of the most famous strip clubs in the entire world Mons Venus.  But even before I was working near by there, as a freshman in college with little funds, I took a job as a personal assistant/babysitter to a woman who worked at said establishment.  I loved it because I made cash $$$.  At least $250 cash every day and if I had to stay the night with her kids it was an easy $350 a night.  I was exposed to more things during that 9 month period than I would have liked but then I would have never been introduced underworld of Mons Venus.  My first time stepping in at any strip was at Mons, I was 17 years old and I had to let my “boss” know that the Orient Road Jail called her house to let her know that her boyfriend, whom she had a restraining order against, was released from jail.  My girlfriend stayed with the kids, while me a young, naïve girl had to go into the place where I had heard such stories about.  I even have a story when I was working with this woman where I had to rescue her from a hotel room where 2 former Yankees where doing what could double as an episode for “Intervention”.  I have stories for days about those days.

Anyhow since my college days there can be counted as some of the best years of my life, good times were had.  And since spring training for the Yankees in Tampa, I would always hear of some salacious stories involving 2 of my girlfriends and some Yankees.  And when we would show up at Mons for a late night session of strippers and bass music, most of the dancers and the owner already knew me from my previous employer, who had by now, her new profession of a mortgage broker.  So when I went back there in December for the first time ever since I moved, it was quite interesting, some of the regular girls were still there and some new faces had immerged.  One of them was one of good friends from college who had apparently dropped out of law school and started dancing there.  Surprised to see her, we immediately rekindled our friendship much to my guy friends dismay “You had to pick the hottest girl at the club to start talking to her about her life, future dreams and stuff and made me totally lose my hard-on”.  So since December we managed to keep in touch and she called me earlier this week to let me know her “friend” who plays for the Yankees wants to fly her out her when the season starts.  Of course I just had to have more details.  She said that her friend has gotten to be completely smitten with her since their spring training last year.  She said she wasn’t sure if she wanted to come, as to not lead him on that she’s one of “those” type of girls but she does like him.  Of course I’m doing my best not to judge, but knowing this girl from when we were freshman in college through 2003, I never would have guessed this girl to be an opportunist by any means and after their last encounter together at an after hours party she’s rethinking the whole thing.

Here comes the juicy details from our conversation.  She said her friend and another Yankee came in super late one night last week and they asked if her and her friend wanted to “hang out” after they were done with their shift.  Her “friend", Mr. X is unattached (as far as she knows) and the other guy (Mr. XX) is very much “involved” in a serious relationship.  They went to one of the player’s house where things started getting a little more scandalous.  The girl that had gone with her was not ashamed of performing additional oral duties (if you know what I mean) and she said that its not that she while she had been around this stuff, she was just getting a weird vibe.  So the other girl and player went into the screened porch that facing a golf course while she and the other guy stayed in the house.  She said that things were getting pretty steamy with her and Mr. X but he had a case of the softies and things couldn’t get past a certain point after Mr. X wasn’t able to mark the spot, my friend went to the bathroom to figure out if she wanted to call a cab and plan her escape route from the embarrassing moment.  After touching up her makeup and calling for a way out she went back to the living room and couldn’t find Mr. X.  She walked around and still nada, until she went over to the door that lead into the screened porch and saw him just standing there (or so she thought) as she crept closer she saw that his pants her down a bit and he had his Johnson in hand and was watching the other guy getting serviced.    She said that from where Mr. X was standing he could have only seen Mr. XX’s face and not what the girl was doing or her body her back was to him.  She went back into the living room to get her jacket and that’s when Mr. X comes back in and he is ready to roll.Mr. Soft No More was ready to get things going while she was turned off by the fact that she saw him get excited over seeing Mr. XX get serviced.  She made some excuse about getting a call that she had to leave and that he didn’t have to worry about taking her home because she called a cab.  Mr. X pleaded for her to stick around and thought that she was leaving because of the Mr. Softie situation.  She said that of course not and as she was getting ready to walk about the other two come back inside and she tells them that’s she’s leaving and as she was leaving Mr. XX told her to exit through the side of the house and as she is walking out he leans in and whispers “I saw you watching from the window and you can tell me later what you thought”.  While I’m leaving out much information about other things that went on that night but you guys get the idea.  She went home that night and called me the next day where she told me that Mr. XX sent her 2 dozen roses and has been calling her.  Mr. X has called her as well but when she asked me what did I think I told her I would feel sort of weird about it too.  While the “soft thing” happens to some guys, I don’t know how I would feel if I saw a guy watching another guy getting serviced and getting excited by it then coming back wanting to hook up.  I would think that the other guy got excited by watching the guy and that if I couldn’t turn him on before and this guy could maybe that’s a gate you don’t want to open.

The source on this is solid and she’s given me concrete items to know she isn’t b’sing but this was a juicy item that I just couldn’t just keep to myself.    No, I’m won’t reveal who it is EVEN if you guess right.  I might give you a slight grin if you do but still.  Is this something about guys that I don’t get that is part of their underworld?  I mean getting serviced with your boy in same room is one thing but what struck her is that Mr. X was staring at Mr. XX the whole time and watching him.  From where Mr. X was standing he could only the girls bare back.  As Wendy Williams would say…”How you doin”.

Later:  I hate to do stripper stories back to back but my friends birthday drinks were yesterday and she wanted to hit a strip club after our happy hour and so we did.  There were some strip club virgins that went with us and I picked up on a few things.  So later I will give my top 5’s on Strip Club etiquette.