Turns out Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen a/k/a Brady Bundch, have gone outward bound with their sexual escapes.  Turns out the folks over at Philippe Chow’s have security cameras in several of their private rooms, which includes their wine cellar and that is where they “allegedly” have Tom and Giselle getting it on. 

Apparently after working up quite the appetite after dinner one night, my future baby daddy and my part time replacement, were feeling quite frisky after a bottle or 2 of Louis Roederer, Cristal Rose 1999 (hey, who the hell wouldn’t) and decided to get comfortable and about to do something they’ve never done before, not the usual, that night they got unpredictable (reference to Jamie Foxx’s song “Unpredictable”). 

According to many emails and hours on trying to find someone who knew anyone there, I had to resort to an old “friend” whose brother works there.  Apparently Tom & Gisele aren’t the first ones to be caught on tape there and although the tapes are not kept at the restaurant, someone from management saw the tapes and spread the word to 2 people that worked there and then the news spread like Gisele up against a bottle of Château Margaux.  Talk about a Brazilian wax…...scandalous.

Of course hearing of this story just makes me want my baby daddy even more.  Getting it on in a wine cellar PERIOD is good enough of a fantasy for me being a wine enthusiast but then throw Tom Brady in there and damn, fantasy overload.  I can just imagine the foreplay that lead them into the wine cellar and from what was heard of their night there, Gisele had “bad manners” and just couldn’t keep her hands above the table.  Oh Gisele, you Brazilian minx, as long as she’s not screwing him up against a cold window in Times Square where all the lights are coming through and then we….anyways, that would be mine with him.  Why can’t this sex tape come out?  We get Gene Simmons???? I think it would be hot to see this sex tape for sure.  I bet you they really get down and dirty.  Anyways, having been to Philippe’s the closest that my date got to being screwed there was by the bill.  BADA BING OOOOOOH!!!

Sidenote:  Please check Brady out in this pic, oh the thoughts that are running through my head.  He exudes power, sexiness and swagger.  Oh yea and look at him about to pop those cuff links…..dream man.