Things I Learned This Weekend
I came across a few things that I added to my mental post-it’s this weekend. Please find below a list of my mental ruminations for the weekend.
* That there is such as a thing as a "Freakum Dress".
* My grandmother knows more about "beisbol" than I do.
* That if one is charming and coquettish, they can get away with saying multiple times that someone is from
* Jenna Jameson is not longer taking errrr eating meat. She's now doing PETA ads.
* People who love you/you love, may/will hurt you. We just need make peace with it, and move on.
* That when it rains it really does pour.
* John McCain can easily morph into George W.
* Watching Big Brother After Dark on Showtime is addictive.
* The comedic genius that is Joe McHale from “Talk Soup” on E! managed to seamlessly work in Cleveland steamroller and Columbus bowtie into an intro for a segment for Vh1’s Rock of Love. After much contemplation I looked them up on Urban Dictionary and my eyes need a wet-nap after I found out what they were.
* Guys that I am not interested in seem to be interested in me.
* Adding the blue fret on Guitar Hero was easier than I expected.
* Tom Morello on Guitar Hero is my new crush.
* That 30 is the new 20.
* I must change the channel when that damn ASPCA commercial comes on with Sarah McLaughlin. It's like tears coming out like crazy.
* You can compromise without compromising yourself in order to make life easier or happier for other people.
* Watching Most Evil can be quite scary.
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