Morning Quickies

Posted by TBIMBD at 4/15/2008 12:16 PM
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Good Morning lambs!  Sorry if the fellas dont get my Mariah lingo but it is definitely Mariah day.  Her eleventh studio album drops today, and as soon as I get done with this post, I'm running over to Virgin to get it!  I love Mariah and will has some lovely pics for you guys in the Afternoon Delight but until then I have some pics of my baby daddy to start the day off with.  In my opinion, pictures with him and Gisele just takes some of his sexiness away but these just getting into a car, umm having a guy open a door for HIM and having his Zegna garment bag (its sad that I  know what their garment bags look like) being held, why does that turn me on?  Is that bad?  Oh gosh, how many more days till football season?

*     Speaking of future baby daddies, the Prince of New York, David Wright was on David Letterman last night, celebrating his 100th home run.  He’s definitely upgraded his interview game and his segment was quite charming.  Check it out. 



*     As I mentioned last week my friend Dave co-wrote 2 sketches from SNL this past weekend.  So a group of us got together and had some drinks to celebrate the start of his coup to SNL and beyond and I was pleasantly surprised that one of the skits contained a snippet of a conversation we have had.  The brief exchange starts at 1:13 mark and ends at 1:21.  I know I wasn’t the first person to refer a bj as a “blowjoy” but in my friends eyes, the way I used it was the funniest.  And for purposes of clarification it “wasn’t a wicker fan chair” but a couch in a room at the Parker Meridien.  Glad to know that my exploits are hitting late night television.


*     Somehow paying for my mom’s cell phone bill just doesn’t seem like enough.  A 7 year old takes 6 bullets to save her mom’s life.

*     In less honorable kids news, apparently teens are using cell phones to take naked pictures of themselves to flirt.  Whatever happened to the mixtape?  I waited until I was at least paying my own cell phone to do that.  I keed, I keed.

*     The 4K a night hooker who brought the governor down, Ashley Dupree has a lesbian sex tape out.  Now will Spitzer watch this and take a walk down memory lane?  Click here, but its very, so very very NSFW.

*     I unfortunately won’t be able to make it to Coachella this year or will I….Nothing is for sure yet, but I will be in the area during that time and I would only go to see one act, not Prince but Portishead.  Here is a video of them in the studio rehearsing and 7 tracks from their new album.

*     Jesus take the wheel.  A stripper from Mons Venus is charged with neglect of her 2 year old after they found the poor child eating cigarette butts.  She's smiling in the mugshot as if asking for tips.

*     My friend recently got back from the UK shared with me some pictures from his trip and I was quite delighted that there were pictures of  the infamous guerilla artist Banksy.  As soon as I got home I went on his site and was quickly in the esteem presence of his subversive political art.  I'm hearing he has some pieces at the Art Break Gallery in Brooklyn.  I just have to go check it out.  Below are some pics I found online for you guys to get familiar.

*     Kid gets a butter knife to the head.  My girlfriend has a better story of when she threw a fork at her boyfriend and it stayed inside his neck him.  Her father (thank godness he's a doctor) had to perform the proceedure in their kitchen island to remove it.  Ha.  Oh young love.
 
I'll have many more links later Enjoy!

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