Afternoon Delights


Here are some pics of Jenna Jameson strolling through the Meatpacking District (insert obligatory joke here).  She is looking much better than she did here.  Not a total Betty but a vast improvement.  I’m looking forward to hopefully seeing her autobiography “How to Make Love Like A Porn Star” (yes CB, I will bring you your book) in the theatres.  It was written by the lovely genius mind of Neil Strauss (shout out).  Thanks to a long night of drinking and debaucheries last year, we can call each other amigos.  He also just turned in to his publisher the followup to the bestseller (which men have used it as the ultimate go-to guide to pick-up women) "The Game".  Apparently Jenna is at odds with producers about creative directions of the film so it has been put on hold again.  Jenna has said that she wants Scarlett Johansson to play her in the film to which Scarlett’s reps said “No way".  I'm happy to see her looking much more healthy and smiling.  Where's Tito?  Here are your tasty ad

*     Yes, i did happen to see the pictures of my baby daddy Tom Brady with Gisele and his "alleged" son.  Of course, i'm happy he's not totally being a total deadbeat dad but TMZ called it best when they said "How can she hold the kid in one hand and Brady's balls in the other"?  Snaps for the zinger.  You know she soaked that pacifier in nyquil.  

*     Did anything of validity emerge in Wednesday's debate between the Obama and Hilary?  After watching the disaster and sharp attacks, the only thing that emerged from it, was confirmation that Obama’s character surpasses those of Clinton’s and the moronic moderators.  How can people ignore the fact that he is on a different level than ANY other candidate and he wants to do better for ALL and not for the selfish needs of others as the other candidates clearly are.  Then yesterday, he spoke out against “textbook Washington” and then Obama proceeded to made pop cultural history by mimicking Jay-Z's iconic hand signal to “get that dirt of his shoulders”.


*     This just might beat the Mr. Softee Truck….NYC has been blessed with a “Dessert Truck”.  Jerome Chang, a former pastry sous chef at Le Cirque (who just opened an divine wine bar), and Chris Chen, who is currently pursuing his MBA at Columbia Business School have created a mobile dessert truck with the most exquisite desserts and of course they have my one of my favorite things ever…Crème Brulee.


*     Mark Jacobs is one of the most outspoken and indispensible geniuses in the fashion world.  And this intimate interview just goes to show you just how he stayed true to himself and thus his success couldn’t be more deserving.

*     Nintendo Wii might come out with a stripper pole game?  And it might even be endorsed by Carmen Electra.  Are the gods really that kind?  It sure as well beats Wii Fitness.

*     2 of my favorite musicians, Al Green and ?uestlove are joining forces.  Check out the video. 

*     So me and the old man (not husband, just a term of a "possible suitor" as he says) go back and forth about “new wave” euphemisms we hear for not so typical sex.  It all started with me referencing “Donkey Punch” and he couldn’t believe that such a term existed, which then lead this guy to run around and tell everyone what he had learned.  Now it has reached Fox News.  Below is a video of one of my fave comedians Patrice O’Neal and the Fox News crew talking about the definition of “Donkey Punch”.  For those wondering what he countered with, it was “The Houdini".


*     Although the list is endless, check out Mindy Kaling's List of 10 Things Men Don’t Know About Women.  Mindy not only plays Kelly on "The Office" but she’s a head writer and a producer as well and funny as hell.

*     New Brazilian model hits the scene.

*     The NFL might be making a comeback to LA.  Stadium plans are moving along.

*     Hey Putin, “Now I aint sayin she a gold digger”, oh she’s a young, flexible gymnast.  I see, Putin is getting it good.

*     Chris Rock needs to come back to TV!!  I stumbled across this gem of his when he was still doing “The Chris Rock Show” on HBO.  Must watch!!

Enjoy the weekend all!!! I'll be back "allegedly" tomorrow or Sunday for my attempt at a hockey night roundup.  So GO RANGERS and of course GO METS!!!

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