Blah blah Eli Manning gets married and no one really cares, whereas there were 20 times as many photographers taking pictures of my baby daddy at a Whole Foods and golfing, why, because he’s just that damn hot.  I just couldn’t resist.  So I apologize in advance for the plethora of Brady pictures.  Eli Manning is too bland and the flare of his Super Bowl ring has faded off already in his 15 minute ceremony to blah blah his college sweetheart.  I bet you this; he sure as hell isn’t putting it down like Brady is.  Swoon…..
My friend asked me that if Tom Brady wanted to do some Client #9 type of kinky stuff, would I?  The answer was a quick without thought "Hell Yes".  Maybe thats the single girl in me talking but he just makes me think of all dirty things that you would have to look up in Urban Dictionary.
 
*  1 more week until 2 of my most anticipated albums of the year drop The Roots-Rising Down and Portishead's-Third.  So I figure why your reading your Afternoon Delight, blast one of my fave Roots tunes "The Seed 2.0".  Enchoy

*     W is appearing on a game show tonight?! And no its not “Are You Smarter than a 5^th Grader”.

*     Porn sales and rentals are at an all time low.  Why?  I’m sure YouPorn has something to do with it.  Of course I would have no idea what that is.

*     PA don't forget to go out and VOTE tomorrow!!!!  Yes we can!!!  For information regarding polls hours and locations click here.

*     Tim Duncan hits his first 3 pointer in the season to force a second OT then leads over the Suns.  40 points and 15 rebounds!! Not too shabby.

*     I know I’m super late on these news but Rock Band for Wii comes out in June.

*     DAMN IT!!!!  Of course future baby daddy Shia shows up to Beatrice Inn the week after I do.  Apparently no one was biting.  I would have at least been nibbling.

*     Are we really surprised that Miley Cyrus is acting like an underage skank?

*     "Since Reggie is training in New Orleans, he comes home every other week. We make sure we fill up our time doing fun stuff!”  And just what sort of fun stuff do you mean Kim?  Because these pics look like you are Reggie were into celebrating that 420 “fun stuff”.

*     On May 13, 2008- The Glow in the Dark Tour comes through MSG (Madison Square Garden for those out of town folks) and the reviews that are coming in are beyond stellar and they say, the experience is literally out of this world.  As much as I can’t wait to see Kanye and Lupe (I’m lukewarm about seeing Rihanna), I’m REALLY looking forward to seeing N.E.R.D. do their 30 minute set.  Below is a clip of Pharrell and the boys doing one of my fave songs of theirs “Brain”.  “Do I really even love you…or do I really love your BRAIN”.  As much as we’d like to think that Pharrell is into a girls intelligence, there is a double entendre to this

*     No matter how nice my dogs bed is, he always plants himself under my ottoman.  Meanwhile in crazy land people are paying in upwards of $20,000 to make replicas of their houses into dog houses.

*     When I first moved to New York, I didn’t know much about the nightlife, let alone who I was making out with.  Little did I know…

*     Yahoo makes their list of 25 Worst Rappers of All Time.  I think the whole list is askew.  Where’s Rapping Rodney?

*     Here are some pics of Alyssa Milano looking like someone straight out of “The Legend of Billy Jean”.

*     Are you looking to spice up your sex life with some toys.  Well these are just WRONG, quite funny but still so very wrong.

Hope you enjoyed the links.  Thanks again to everyone who keeps coming back

Later:  My friend commented on how the type of guys I like are all the same.  With the exception of the gap in their ages.  My friend asked me then what were the pros and cons of dating an older guy compared to a younger one.  Which I will share later.  Until then more Brady...still swooning.  Why is he always carrying boxes, I have a box that he can put....ha.  Let me stop.