Afternoon Delight


Christian Bale is pure hotness.  I can't even begin to explain the dirty thoughts that were running through my mind as I looked at these pictures.  Ok, so he's a pretty boy and that may be my type but how can you deny that chiseled face and his look screams sex.  I remember getting that funny feeling back when he was in "Little Women" then his hotness factor kept growing, even though he played a psychopath Patrick Bateman in "
American Psycho", I would have let him hit it.  Anyways present day, he has signed on to play John Connor in the new Terminator movies and of course his position as a Hollywood heavyweight will be solidified when "The Dark Knight" is released in July.  He's only four years older than me and I would be all over it....but he is married, so until his marriage meets an unfortunate demise (I keed, I keed), he is off limits, interesting fact his step-mother is feminist icon Gloria Steinem.    Check out this article he did in this months Details.  Hmmm swoon.  Check out the trailer for "The Dark Knight".  I'm never that type that will run to movie theaters the opening weekend but you best trust I will be there.  Enjoy your Afternoon Delights.  I have a RANT coming up shortly. 
 
*     Ladi Dadi Slick Rick has a reason to party.  New York Gov. David Paterson has granted a pardon to Rick “Slick Rick” Waters.  Slick Rick served 8 years for the attempted murder of 2 men back in 1991. The governor says Slick Rick has showed exemplary efforts since he was released and hasn’t had any criminal problems since his release from prison in 1997. It was feared that he would have been deported back to the United Kingdom.

*     Two weeks from today, the most anticipated hip hop album of the year Lil Wayne’s Tha Carter III comes out.  And by most record industry standards, leaks are out.  So if you want a brief look at one of the top MC’s out click here.  In my opinion Kanye is #1, Weezy is #2 and Jay Z is #3 . 

*     There is a Kim Kardashian imposter.  Her show has become of my guilty pleasures and I know she’s a mess but Reggie can’t be that transparent can he?  Anyways some bootleg chick is in clubs in Texas pretending to be Kim.  No word on if the chick had a same type of ass.

*     The buzz around N.E.R.D’s video Everyone Nose is just getting bigger and bigger.  I love the song and am driving those around me nuts playing it back to back, anyways I mentioned that the video had a resemblance of “Last Nights Party”, of course I was right.  Here are the pics from Last Night’s Party from the video shoot. Fine!  I’ll post the video again.



*     The little girl from 7th Heaven, I don’t know her name because I didn’t watch the show apparently is turning out to be a little troullup and a lesbian.

*      Speaking of trollups, Reby Sky aka the biggest Giants fan, aka the biggest Giants fan that has got more athletes under the belt has launched her website.  And for those that know me, I don't hate on girls, so for those guys that are thinking that i'm hating on her, think again.  I've seen this chick out a couple of times blatantly throwing herself at multiple guys and not in a cutesy manner.  I know through some Giants connections that she provides them with blowjoys on the regular.  But play on chick, make that money.

*      I know most of you have already seen this but if you haven't check out the biggest drawing in the worldcheck out the biggest drawing in the world created by a guy, briefcase and a gps device.

*      Me and my friend were having a wine induced discussing about famous monuments that are just blatant phallic symbols (i.e., the Washington Monument) and the leaning tower of Pisa.  Then i see this article on how they are expecting the tower to stay firm for the next 300 years, then it will go flaccid and go to sleep. 

*      Jenna Bush is looking to become a public school teacher in Baltimore aka easier way to score cocaine. 

*     Finally!  Intelligence in technology has been used for a purpose invaluable to women out there.  The new sex toy ahem personal massager, JeJoue SaSi comes with built-in motion playlists and also actually learns what we likey like.  The only playlists that I have in my sexual repertoire are on my iPod and they consist of the Makeout, the Stripping Playlist and of course Afternoon Delight playlist so I just may have to invest in the Sasi and put it in my arsenal. Oh and if you want a NSFW demo click here....you pervert.

*     At another alcohol induced conversation, we were discussing all time worst sports injuries ever.  My number one choice was the Joe Theismann injury.  Check it out.  I miss LT.  I know he's probably somewhere banging some strippers and doing blow but I love how he seems so concerned about what he just did.  He probably didn't even realize what he did being so stoned like he was in those days.  The hit just makes me cringe.  Check out the reverse angle shot at the :53 mark.
 
Stay tuned for my F YOU rant. 

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