Happy Friday all!  Although there are better ways to wake up to (morning quickie anyone?), this morning my smile reached super sexy smile status when I saw the September cover if Esquire magazine.  I love the title that they put on the cover, as well as the handwritting font they used.  Very hawt.  My future baby daddy gave a strings attached interview with Tom Chiarella of Esquire magazine.  Tom’s people agreed that he would meet with Chiarella at least 2 times, only if his supermodel girlfriend, not me but Gisele, his son's mother also not me but Bridget Moynahan, and the his 1 year-old son Jack, child did not appear in the story.  Unfortunately for the sake of the interview not running crazy long, portions of the interview that included me were omitted.  It’s quite ok; I let him shine on his own.  "They will not appear in the story. If you ask about his son, they'll stop the car and drop you on the fucking 405." 

My future baby daddy appears devastatingly debonair and sexy in the magazine.  It literally made me squeal in a “Falsetto”.  He was fit personally by Tom Ford and Giorgio Armani for the designer suits.  And the pieces were one of a kind and if you’re wondering if Gisele was there to give him pointers…she was not.  I hear that she was on her own shoot that day and that they were texting but that sexiniess you see is all organic.  The photographer provided no coaching on this shoot and from what I heard; they were having a problem from picking from a slew of beautiful cover.  Although my baby daddy has graced my covers before, this is his first (of many) for Esquire magazine.  I mean come on!  Look at the pictures (the last one is not a fave), what a stance, that grin, the perfectly chiseled face and cleft chin.  Damn, let me stop or else i'm going to have to change my...errr never mind.  Onto the interview!


Here are some highlights:

“Question number one is more like: When you've won three Super Bowls, gone undefeated in the regular season, when you've broken the record for most touchdown passes--when you've done all that, why aren't you the face of the game? Why don't old ladies (outside the rusty ZIP codes of New England, anyway) know who the hell you are on sight? Why aren't you Jordan? 

He speaks. He laughs. He wants none of the granola. "Very different game," says Tom Brady. "I play a complicated position in an intensely team-oriented game. A basketball player has to play defense. I'm not even on the field half the time."

And what did my baby have to say about the day that I cried surrounded by Giants fans going bat shit crazy around me, or as I refer to it as “Disaster in the Desert” other wise known as Super Bown XLII?

“What the hell are you going to do about it,” shrugged the QB who was sacked at least five times by the relentless Giants.  “Sit there and bitch and complain and ruin the next two months of your life because something didn’t go right for you? Or do you say, you know, ‘Fuck it, let’s learn from it, let’s accept it, understand that it  happened and move the fuck on?"

So what helped him get through this tough time besides my deep tissue massage and abundant amount of blowjoys?  My future baby daddy found some lessons in a book that "The Four Agreements" by Don Miguel Ruiz, he called it a "very spiritual book."

"How can I be more honest, accept things that don't go as planned?" Brady said in a cover story for the September issue. "When you try to combat everything, at the end of the day you realize that you're responsible for yourself."


Now Tom, yes babe I’m talking to you, as much as I encourage your self help reading off season, I hate to think of the time where Manny Ramirez was claiming that he also had a spiritual awakening reading “The Secret” during his off season with the Sox.  Which lead him to speak out on it and saying that it will lead him and his team for a long run.  Well we know how that turned out and something tells me that perhaps Manny was reading it to see if the true secret was revealing Victorias Secret.  Hiyo anyone?  Sorry I had to go for it.  Anyways something tells me you need to drop the self help book and pick up like a war book,  so you can prepare for the upcoming battle, errr I mean season.

So does my baby daddy buy into his hype?  A hype that includes three Super Bowl rings, multiple MVP awards and of course the 17-14 loss in last the Super Bowl last year, a place in fashion where he is one of the best dressed men and a place in society and adding to his cachet, he is clearly the new JFK Jr.

"Look at the attention I get: It's because I throw a football. But that's what society values. That's not what God values," Brady said. "He didn't invent the game. We did. I have some eye-hand coordination, and I can throw the ball. I don't think that matters to God."

So while the interview as I mentioned fails to mention our love affair it does go into one of his crushes.

"There's one guy whose game I love. That's Peyton," he says. Of course! The sole equal. "Being in the system I've been in for eight years, with the same coach and the same offense, when we call a play, I've run it hundreds of times. Peyton and I share that. When you practice an entire NFL season, that's 123 practices. A hundred and twenty-three practices with sixty plays a practice, you know, that's a lot of plays. And then you have all the game situations, and that's another eight, nine hundred plays a season, so I know where all those mistakes come in. I have a memory, and I can just eliminate mistakes when they come up because I've already made them."

Just a little something for the ladies and some gays to brighten up your Friday! I know it did mine. I'm done for the day but I MAY be back tomorrow. And for the falsetto that my voice let out when I saw these pics, I'll leave you with The Dream and "Falsetto". The Dream's music just makes a girl squirm in the best of ways.